PEE-PEE TAPE

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This was a special request from a friend (who for now shall remain nameless!)

It is, of course, a reference to the alleged tape of Mr. Trump and prostitutes and a Russion hotel room. Oh..and urine.

Does it exist? Who knows.
Could it exist? Yup.
Should it exist? Jeez..No!

Available on a black, white, or *ahem* brown, shirts.

More background on the allegations

via Wikipedia:

“Trump has denied the “golden showers” allegation by claiming he is a “germaphobe”, and then, as an alibi, that he did not stay overnight in Moscow. In April 2018, James Comey said he did not know whether Trump “was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013”, adding “It’s possible, but I don’t know”. In a June 21, 2018, debate, Comey, when asked if he believed “all the salacious” stories in the dossier, replied: “When I first saw it I didn’t believe it at all… [now] I think it’s possible that it’s true.” He said he changed his view after his encounters with President Trump. Comey has stated that at the time he was fired, the allegations had not been verified.

Twice Trump provided identical and disproven alibis to James Comey. He claimed he did not overnight in Moscow, but according to flight records, Keith Schiller’s testimony, and Aras Agalarov, he did spend Friday night, Nov. 8, in Moscow, and attended the Miss Universe pageant the next night. Trump not only spent a full night in the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Moscow, according to Trump’s close acquaintance, Aras Agalarov, he actually stayed in the Presidential suite, where the “golden showers” incident is alleged to have occurred.

Trump’s longtime bodyguard Keith Schiller “privately testified that he rejected an offer by a Russian individual to send five women to Trump’s hotel room during their 2013 trip to Moscow,” stating that “he took the offer as a joke … and Trump laughed it off.” After accompanying Trump to his room, Schiller stayed outside the door for a few minutes and then left, and according to one source “could not say for sure what happened during the remainder of the night.” Thomas Roberts, the host of the Miss Universe contest, has confirmed that “Trump was in Moscow for one full night and at least part of another.” (November 8–10).”